There should be no guilt in pleasure...

I generally enjoy John Mayer as a person but not so much as a musician. It probably has something to do with the rere faces. However, this is quite nice.

License to Drive

The other day I renewed my driver's license.  My picture looked like this...

But worse.  Next time, I'm aiming for this...

Oh My. Gee Whiz. Tutti-Frutti.

New Texting Acronyms for the Elderly

The Name of the Hurricane is Hurricane Ditka

Okay, remember the Super Bowl Shuffle?  It. Was. Rad. Period.  I'm just gonna throw this out there but IMO they should've never stopped making videos like this.  Here, I'll prove it.  I have evidentiary support (yes, thank you Legally Blonde).

Exhibit One: The Super Bowl Shuffle.

Clearly this video is awesome. Catchy song? Yes. Could I dance to it? Absolutely.

Blazing sax solos? Check. Top drawer rap skills? Affirmative

Exhibit Two: Raiders-Silver and Black Attack

The Raiders use a We Are the World approach for Silver and Black Attack. It totally works. Howie Long, the guy from those Radio Shack commercials with Teri Hatcher, is in this one, but that's not the best part. 

The best part is when a hairy Slash-like character with a sleeveless football uniform and concho belt leaps out from behind the team and delivers a face melting guitar solo.  

No, seriously, it is face melting. Weeeeeeee beeeeddle-oo beeedle-oo weeeeeeeeee.

Okay if you still don't agree with me by now. Just wait. Prepare to be stunned.

Exhibit Three: L.A. Rams- Ram It

This one really shouldn't even require an explanation. You should be thoroughly convinced.  

"I'm a mountainman from West Va., they call me Herc and I came to play, I learned long ago if you Ram It just right, you can Ram It all day and Ram It all night."

Does YouTube have a repeat function? I just want to listen to this over and over again and think about my 

life.

Laterz.

Swede!

Veronica Maggio-Mandagsbarn

So, I have no idea what this song is about, but I know one thing, it's Swedish. I like most things Swedish 

like cars and furniture and meatballs. Plus, in the video there is school full of tiny Swedish hipsters. Is it 

just me or does Veronica Maggio totally look like Ess from Gossip Girl. Yes.

This...

equals

this...

I'm not even joking.  WTF?

Royale with Cheese

I think these fast food inspired trinkets are pretty great.  The best thing about them is that they are totally customizable.  You can create the burger necklace or ring that will suit your tastes completely.  AnywayyahIknowthatwaslame, but seriously you can get them here.  I like the gold ones, they're gangsta.